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“When i first come to America, my english did trigger me issues. In Soviet Russia i used to be robust instructor, my english i do know is the very best in all of Petropavlovsk. My brother, Mikhail, he say to me, “Nikolai you go to America, they make you wealthy like czar, take many girl as lover, kill many bear”. My brother, he’s very smart, is biggest toymaker in all of Russia. So subsequent day i get up, promote my home, say goodbye to spouse and youngsters, and go to America to develop into millionaire. Then in America, I’m going to job interview and so they say to me “Nikolai, you aren’t for the job right here, you aren’t the talents we’d like, your english is poor like youngster”. I take that man and smash his desk, i say “sometime i shall be biggest man in all of nation, your kids will want me their father!”. That day my anger is better of me. It’s then i do know i need to be taught higher english, so i purchase e book “English Grammer it’s for Dummies” by Mr.Woods. Now i’m excellent english grammer! I write letter to Mikhail, he write again “Nikolai, your english is sort of a god, you may be millionaire quickly! all of Petropavlovsk is proud for you! good luck brother! please ship letter when you’re president or possibly even czar! Hahaha! additionally, your spouse is killed by bear“. So i say due to Mr.Woods for his e book! When i’m czar your loved ones shall be spared! Hahahaha! (is joke).”

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